WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



JLAP 11:18 Mon Aug 8
Song for Andre Ayew
AYEW in Super Slavs Crew
Show what you do, make a break, make a move
AYEW the The Rock Steady Crew
B-boys, breakers, electric boogaloo

*busts a few windmills*

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SteveJacko 10:19 Sun Aug 14
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
To tune of Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole...

Andre, Andre, Andre, Andre, AYEWWW, AYEWWW

and repeat

mallard 10:16 Sun Aug 14
Re: Song for Andre Ayew

The Stoat 11:45 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew


I love that song !

Had to sing it to myself including the Carlton line

Stubbo 10:11 Sun Aug 14
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
Monterey Jack wins.

Monterey Jack Cheese 10:06 Sun Aug 14
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
Boom Boom Boom, Let me hear you say AYEW?

Russ of the BML 2:55 Thu Aug 11
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
On The Ball 10:17 Tue Aug 9

That could work.

Then you have the bit:

La la la la la la la, la la la la AYEW!!!

Stubbo 11:30 Thu Aug 11
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
To the tune of Lion Sleeps Tonight.

Andre Ayew, he's better than you, he'll burst your net tonight/today!
Andre Ayew, he's better than you, he'll burst your net tonight/today!
Ayyyyyeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, eeeeee-ummmm-bumbawayyyyyyyyy

*calls Taxi*

Sarge 11:12 Thu Aug 11
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
To the tune of Hallelujah. ..............

With andy carroll number nine
there's room for some one else to shine
So slav thought he'd look west and come rescue you
From the sheep shagging taffs and the driving rain
swanseas loss is West hams gain
Youll be our latest hero andre ayew

andre ayew andre ayew andre ayew andre ayew

teddyp 10:13 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
To Freeze's 1983 classic IOU

A.E.I.O.U....he's payet's mate
repeat..

Dolittle 6:27 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
Got to be to the tune of Freak Scene by Dinosaur Jr?

Who wants to have a go at the lyrics?

Seen enough to eye you
But I've seen to much to try you
It's always weirdness while you
Dig it much too much to fry you

Sometimes I don't thrill you
Sometimes I think I'll kill you
Just don't let me fuck up will you
'Cause when I need a friend it's still you

Lewisham_Hammer 3:44 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
Will blatantly just be:

"Ayew, there's only one Ayew, there's only one Ayew"

flyingV 11:58 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
DanTheHammer 11:33 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew


That was the worst thing Ive ever read

gank 11:58 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
Oh Ayew, whoa oh oh oh
Oh Ayew, whoa oh oh oh
**comment removed*****

Thames Ironworks 11:55 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG8iTNl7L1w

Ayew, Ayew

penners28 11:53 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
who the fucking
who the fucking
who the fucking hell AYEW
who the fucking hell AYEW

IRONS IRONS IRONS

The Stoat 11:45 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
Hey You - Pink Floyd

Ayew, out there on the pitch
Scoring goals you honky bitch
Can you score more?
Ayew, flying down the wing,
While all us Hammers sing,
Can you score more?
Ayew, don't turn out to be Carlton Cole
Just beat the 'keepr and score us a goal

DanTheHammer 11:33 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
To the tune of Just Can't Get Enough:

When he signed from Swansea
I got off my head
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
Plays up front for West Ham
Cos Sakho's a shithead
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
He scores for fun and he'll score against you

And I just can't seem to get enough Ayew .......

(instrumental)

ANDREW AYEW

Lily Hammer 10:59 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
Whoopie Tie Ayew, get along little Andre,
You know that The West Ham will be your new home!

Ashy 10:37 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
Ayew to me you're everything
The sweetest song that I can sing
Oh baby, oh baby
To you I guess Swansea are clowns
You're now West Ham, Hope they go down
Oh baby, oh baby

kch 10:09 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
AYEEEEW

Werewolves of London (Stadium)

AYEEEEEW

costahammer 1:16 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew
saw some of that on twitter looked good

costahammer 1:14 Wed Aug 10
Re: Song for Andre Ayew


you're just to good to be true
can't take my eyes off Ayew
he's got Devonshire's touch
that's why we love him so much
thank god i'm alive to watch super Slavs side
you're just to good to be true
can't take my eyes off Ayew

then da da da da de de de de da da da da.......

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